21st
“That same kid saw me today and was looking at my arm where i have a tattoo that for some reason seems to confuse everyone in construction because it’s not some sort of American flag or skull with a woman in it’s eyes”
Today was like a quadruple whammy with manoration, but I will just say this one other thing cuz it’s like so funny and crazy. This one little short guy at work came up to me a few months ago and was like “why did you shave your head?” Now i wear a hard hat at work, and it may appear that I…
Hi Tumblr. It’s been a while. I been doing a lot of big things. I gotta update. My friend just joined Tumblr and she is ahhhhmazing! And this is going to be good.
Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked. Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until you reach ‘military age’. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they’ve been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life… pro-life… These people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it? They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don’t like them. They don’t like women.
— George Carlin
(text via enjoybjork)
It’s my friend Zari’s bday today and she is so funny and has all the best things to say about men and cats and I want to wish her a happy birthday but her Facebook page is blowing up because she’s so popular, so I am going to do it here. Happy birthday! Here is a picture of Joan Jett clocking her. This isn’t even the weirdest picture of her, but it’s the first one I thought of.