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Wait for it……………………………………….

My mom has pretty much disowned me. She dropped this BOMB of a photo on me in November. I have no recallection of taking it. She gave little explanation of how it came to be, but told me I “better not” put it on the Internet. COME ON! Before I get to the picture…here is my mother’s reaction to finding it online:

Jeaxxx X Sxxxxx February 7 at 11:13pm Report
I’m so mad at you right now I don’t even want to talk to you! I asked
you not to post that pic of me. You just had to fucking do it didn’t
you. What the fuck is the matter with you. I hope you and your fucking
friends had a good laugh. Because those are the last pictures I’ll
give you. I should have known better than to trust you. Never again.

Patches Xxxxx February 8 at 12:50am
Mom! You’re not even tagged in it! AND it is funny/awesome. I am
pretty sure EVERYONE that is laughing is laughing at me and my
hair…not you…and there are also great pictures of you that I put
up. You shouldn’t be mad or embarrassed. We’re all adults now…nobody
is judging.

Jeaxxx X Sxxxxx February 8 at 10:24am Report
I don’t think you understand how I feel about what you did. So let me
tell you how I will stop you from betraying me again. I’m going to
distroy every picture I have of myself and my family starting with my
baby pictures. I will make sure that you never get your fucking hands
on another picture of me again.

What my “fucking friends” had to say about it:


Bones Xxxx intense.
Sunday at 9:54pm

Rikki Xxxx Mom is going to kill you…or maybe a dragon
Sunday at 9:56pm

Rikki Xxxx Also, I’m really curious as to what you were looking at.
Sunday at 10:09pm

Patches Xxxx MOM!!!! This is still really weird. I think I saved this picture as mommeweird.jpg
Sunday at 10:10pm

Rikki Xxxx Side note, your hair is AMAZING
Sunday at 10:14pm

Patches Xxxx I think it was growing back in from said awesome haircut: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150131107108023&set=at.10150131106433023.335843.724978022.1530025360&pid=7941749&id=724978022
Sunday at 11:24pm

Alexandra Xxxx i love this so so much.
Yesterday at 9:52am

Heather Xxxx I can’t even handle this photo right now…
Yesterday at 12:36pm

Patches Xxxx My mom was my date to the renaissance fair. I should measure everything I do against that moment in my life.
23 hours ago

Maureen Xxxx oh…my…god, those hat pom poms and your mom’s archery…i wish my mom took me to ren fair…jealous…
23 hours ago

Aurore Xxxx ‎”My mom was my date to the renaissance fair”. better words have never been spoken.
21 hours ago

Nicole Xxxx I am speechless.
16 hours ago

V.s. Xxxx will you PLEASE post this to awkwardfamilyphotos.com?
14 hours ago

Patches Xxxx: Victor, you don’t think somebody already has? Rikki, got an email this morning telling me “Dragon Quester” is now following me on Twitter. They might have my back.