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I’m really getting tired of this century-

Don’t push me around-DON’T push me around-

I’m starting to use my cats
as dairy animals-
I milk them right over
my cereal-
“Sure,” you’re saying,
“There’s not enough milk
in a cat for a whole bowl of cereal.”
Well-
YOU’RE RIGHT-I just use a little less cereal

— Todd Colby, Lemon Brown