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Trailer Face

Trailer Face rules. Forgive me for being frank, but if you don’t have Trailer Face, you can’t really rule. There are some exceptions, like this kid (who is simply too young to have Trailer Face, but prolly will by 30): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhs8hHvolM0

Also, just cuz you have Trailer Face, doesn’t automatically mean you rule. However, on some levels a person with natural Trailer Face rules, just becuase they got it and have to live with it.

Best Ways to avoid/get Trailer Face

don’t/do drink in the morning (and all through the day and night)
don’t/do coke and/or meth
don’t/do get high on your lunch break
don’t/do smoke 1 or more packs of stoges a day
don’t/do sleep or spend too much time outdoors
don’t/do lose, gain, lose, gain weight as a result of any number of the above