Apr
15th
Wed
15th
Dear Patches,
Summer camp is awful! first, my mom only packed me 1 box of twinkies and I went through those in about an hour cuz I gave this girl Jolie half the box cuz I wanted her to be my friend and she has a skip-it so everyone wants to hang out with her and nobody is paying any attention to me then it was my birthday and I had to spend it here and they got me a cupcake with a candle on it and barely anyone sang me happy birthday and then when the counselor told me to make a wish and blow out the candle I wished that Jolies hand would turn into a dragon and eat my vagina. I think I might be gay. Ugh!
Love,
Patches
PS: please send more twinkies and batteries for my fat fuck giga pet; he’s hungry.
PSS: heres a picture of me and my boyfriend.
