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“patches” from Urban DictionaryFrom:Urban Dictionary (noreply@urbandictionary.com)
You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as junkSent:Wed 4/15/09 5:35 PMTo: aevens2@hotmail.com
What’s up! doroklusmann@hotmail.com sent you this definition:
A name given to any of various vagina covered males. The vaginae typically congregate underneath the armpits and near the scrotum. The total number of vaginae can range from 5 to 50. In extreme cases, such people cannot lead normal lives because their faces are covered in vaginae.
Person: Hey, Patches, what’s up? I can see a vagina protruding from your sleeve.
Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.
